Yeah, yeah, royal baby—whatever. Would you look at this fucking hot dog I got right here? I mean God damn 

Yeah, yeah, royal baby—whatever. Would you look at this fucking hot dog I got right here? I mean God damn 

I heard there was free food. Is that not true? 

I heard there was free food. Is that not true? 

I. Just. Found. Some. CONFETTI !!!! 

I. Just. Found. Some. CONFETTI !!!! 

How could that angelic voice and sweet boy face do heroin… My world has gotten just a little bit realer. 

How could that angelic voice and sweet boy face do heroin… My world has gotten just a little bit realer. 

No but really what the actual fuck even are you Florida justice system. 

No but really what the actual fuck even are you Florida justice system. 

Could you just tell me already if I should care about Edward Snowden or not?

Could you just tell me already if I should care about Edward Snowden or not?

Don’t tase me, Bro!

Don’t tase me, Bro!

Epic Meal Time kind of makes me hungry…

Epic Meal Time kind of makes me hungry…

God, someone at twitter should just deactivate Amanda Bynes’ account.

God, someone at twitter should just deactivate Amanda Bynes’ account.

I’ve been watching Neil deGrasse Tyson vids and now I’m just like… man… space is out there. We are all so, so small.

I’ve been watching Neil deGrasse Tyson vids and now I’m just like… man… space is out there. We are all so, so small.

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness. Zookeeper’s my witness.

I be up in the gym just working on my fitness. Zookeeper’s my witness.

Wait… I am the Sheldon Cooper of my friend group.

Wait… I am the Sheldon Cooper of my friend group.

Jeffrey! Jeffrey—no—stop! It tickles!!

Jeffrey! Jeffrey—no—stop! It tickles!!